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Things That May Or May Not Have Really Happened

Aug 29 '14

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)

Aug 29 '14
Aug 27 '14
stunningpicture:

The Purple Glossy Starling

stunningpicture:

The Purple Glossy Starling

Aug 27 '14
for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Aug 27 '14
Aug 27 '14
Gorgeous but stupidly impractical.

Gorgeous but stupidly impractical.

(Source: ifuckingloveminerals)

Aug 27 '14

(Source: yoncehaunted)

Aug 27 '14
  • peter: my name's peter quill, but you might know me by another name.
  • korath: what?
  • peter: *whips on sunglasses* bert macklin, fbi.
Aug 27 '14
midnitesurprise:

greet the morning

midnitesurprise:

greet the morning

Aug 27 '14

avengette:

if you claim to have gone through the naruto phase without having a crush on at least one akatsuki member than you are a fucking liar

Aug 27 '14
kestrel337:

sabrina-phynn:

steve-blogs:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

Egads it’s the customer…

Bow to me, I am the coke fiend.

Fuck you, I’m the decision to give up.

Excuse me America, it is I, the car alarm.

kestrel337:

sabrina-phynn:

steve-blogs:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

Egads it’s the customer…

Bow to me, I am the coke fiend.

Fuck you, I’m the decision to give up.

Excuse me America, it is I, the car alarm.

Aug 25 '14
Aug 25 '14

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Aug 25 '14

gothpornstar:

bastard-youth:

asian:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

OH MY GOD

STOP HES SO SAD

AWWWW

(Source: yugoslavic)

Aug 25 '14

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident